Today Facebook gave me one of those “you’ve been friends with [Julie] for 5 years” video montages.
Julie also got the video and decided to share it with me in Facebook messenger telling how amazing of a friendship we have.
I responded “If I’m so amazing of a friend why didn’t you share it on your wall like you did with your montages of you and your other friends?”
…after a few hours with no response and I noticed she unfriended me.
I guess when your an Ass On A Toilet, even friends don’t want to deal with your shit.
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